Nothing like the Texas heat...

1. You notice your radiator is overheating before you start your car.

2. The thermometer in the lid of your Bar-B-Que Grill shows 150 degrees F, before you light it.

3. You hear the weather forecast for 105 degrees without flinching.

4. You can make instant sun tea or sun tea instantly.

5. Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

6. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

7. You see two trees fighting over a dog.

8. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

9. The best parking is determined by shade..... Not distance.

10. You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mailbox.

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