Anybody can become a doctor, but you have to be born a red-neck.


1. You are a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.

2. You are a redneck if your dog rides in your truck more than your girlfriend.

3. You are a redneck if you have used poison ivy leaves as toilet paper.

4. You are a redneck if you use your pocket knife as a toothpick.

5. You are a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.

6. You are a redneck if you give Santa pork rines and a cold beer instead of cookies and milk.

7. You are a redneck if you have duct tape in your medicine chest.

8. You are a redneck if you visit Wal-Mart for family entertainment.

9. You are a redneck if you see a sign that says ''Just Say No To Crack'' and it reminds you to pull up your pants!

10. You are a redneck if you have to add air to the tires of your home to get the toilet to drain.

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